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Headcanons are my absolute favourite part of RP, so I wanted an excuse to be nosy and read some of yours!!
This was a pretty popular one back on tumblr!
1) post your blank TLs
2) send each other fruits/questions!
Honestly, the fruits aren't necessary but they make it cute.
If this one doesn't suit your fancy, I'll post a TL with a
more detailed meme and you can send each other prompts
on that instead.
(credit!)
π : how comfortable is my muse in their body? how do they feel about their height, weight, strength, and body type? how important is being attractive to them?
π : how does my muse feel about plastic / cosmetic surgeries & procedures? is it something they have done or would do? do they mind if others do it?
π : how stable is my museβs physical health? do they go for regular or semi-regular checkups by a physician? do they have any diagnosed illnesses and / or take any medication? how often do they get sick?
π : how stable is my museβs mental health? have they been diagnosed with any mental illnesses and / or conditions? do they have any undiagnosed mental illnesses and / or conditions? do they or should they attend therapy?
π : how meticulously does my muse look after their physical appearance? do they spend a lot of time on their hair, makeup, grooming, and clothing? is there a particular reason why they do or donβt?
π : how much does my muse value companionship? do they constantly keep people around them, or do they prefer to be alone often? do they have or desire to have many friends? do they see every meeting as an opportunity to make a new friend?
π : how would my muse describe their childhood? how much has it impacted the person they are now, or will become as an adult? around what age did they or will they start to mature, and why? do they wish to go back to their days as a child, or have they embraced adulthood?
π : how intelligent is my muse overall? are they smarter than the average person, or less than? are they primarily self-taught, or did they acquire most of their knowledge in school? are they more street smart or book smart?
π : which of the four seasons suits my muse best, and why?
π : is my muse inclined to help others, or will they only do it when it benefits them, if at all? what makes them this way? has it ever gotten them into trouble, or inconvenienced them?
π : does my muse desire romance? is it something they would actively seek out, or prefer to happen more β naturally? β what is their love life like? do they have any exes or past flings, or crushes?
π : how is my muse typically seen by others? does it ring true to who they really are? does their reputation matter to them?
π₯ : does my muse have any β unusual β habits, interests, and / or talents? do they hide it, or are they proud of it?
π : what kind of diet does my muse have? do they eat regularly, or the standard 2-3 meals a day? do they have to be reminded to eat, or are they likely to remind others? do they cook, or have others cook for them? do they eat healthily, or not so much?
π₯ : how important to my muse is their hometown, or where theyβre from? are they proud of it, or considered a hometown hero? did they move away, or do they wish to?
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13. Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)
talk to me abt that scar B))))26. What is their biggest regret?
38. What recharges them when theyβre feeling drained?
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It should be noted that none of this is to the point of impracticality, though! Sensibility and efficiency still takes priority at the end of the day for Jade ofc, and so if necessity demands sacrificing the time for certain appearances and such, he wouldn't be too distraught about it. This also means that on a normal basis he actually rather impressively doesn't take very long to get ready for the day in the mornings at all! Gotta be speedy about these things when you're in the military lmao
13. He has no overt disabilities or long-term illnesses or allergies and such...! But I headcanon that he does have at least one pretty goddamn gnarly scar, so imma talk to you some more about that yes hehehe B)))) It's hinted in canon text, and further established in side content, that the last experiment Jade attempted before giving up on resurrection by fomicry failed so spectacularly that it straight up almost killed him! Explicitly, because it involved attempting to draw replica data with memory attached via pulling memory particles pertaining to the subject directly from himself; when the process backfired, those memory particles also backfired, essentially sort of exploding from several fon slots especially in his torso area. Extremely fortunately for him, this occurred in a lab environment and there were Seventh fonists pretty close at hand, but I feel the damage could have been severe and fraught enough with residual memory particle Weirdness that the healing process couldn't entirely close the wounds before scarring set in.
This left a large and messy sort of gash down the center of his chest, as well as a second gash of weirdly matching shape down his back. Nowadays they look sort of like burn scars, but not quite; they've also healed about as much as they're going to by now, and will probably never entirely fade at this point. Almost nobody knows about these scars really, except for whoever was on the scene at the time of the lab accident, and for his own part Jade would rather prefer to keep it that way. Which is fortunately pretty easy most days, considering his natural preference for sleeved layers. He'd basically have to be shirtless for them to be visible, which he pretty much never is in company anyway! So!! There's an easy way to dodge any inevitable questioning about What Happened right there!!! (Hohoho maybe the bath robe spa costume wasn't just about hiding the Peony-assigned speedo huh
though tbf the speedo is still infinitely more terrible lbr)26. Jade's biggest regret is still inventing fomicry, at the end of the day, even if he's been trying to come to terms with the fact that it did produce some good things--like Luke, who never would have existed at all without it. (To say nothing of how it almost certainly had a hand in breaking the Score + its doomsday predictions wrt the plague-ridden fall of Malkuth, too, but Jade...still. Does not like to think about that tidbit. So let's not, actually--!) Fomicry aside, Jade also fundamentally regrets killing Professor Nebilim with his own arrogant carelessness as a child, on top of refusing to truly let her rest for so many years afterwards. To think of how he could have spent that near-decade of time he burned on fruitless resurrection doing literally anything else more productive...it's still a pretty bitter notion to this day, but there's nothing to be done about that now, save to move forward and try to do better from here on out.
38. Nerd Shit, tbh, in keeping with his fundamental Huge Nerd nature. Analyzing aspects of fonology or workshopping fonic artes, either on paper or by physical casting trial-and-error, are things that Jade genuinely enjoys! And they also tend to demand a level of complexity that takes up enough brain mileage to drown out whatever it is that's actually bugging and draining him for at least a small window of time. Writing in general is also a little therapeutic to him in this sense, actually, especially on the ship where pastime variety is a bit thin on the ground otherwise. Of course, he's also writing about Nerd Shit pretty much all the time, so to the outside eye it's just the driest stuff imaginable...but shut up he just enjoys doing it! Ok!!
......Lately he's also found that hanging out with (and/or being affectionately obnoxious at) friends can be a pleasant recharge-distraction in its own way too. Literally never admitting this out loud though--