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TEST DRIVE MEME #7
1. before she hung up, she said she was a skeleton
[there is no note in your cabin. no forces stall your legs if you decide to walk anywhere but the atrium. in fact, for the first time in hundreds of years, newly arrived passengers on the Serena Eterna are waking up with absolutely no guidance. nothing but your fellow passengers in the halls - or maybe in your bed.
perhaps you end up in the atrium eventually anyway. it is where guest services is, and where Gal Friday… actually hasn’t been in a few days. until today. and she is visibly frazzled, her hair uncoiffed, her suit rumpled, something a bit like a bruise blossoming down from her hairline and over her smooth features. more papers than ever cover her desk, and when she turns to face you, her voice is as cheerful as ever, but audibly strained.]
Welcome aboard the Serene Eterna! [a pause] You know how to work a life vest, right? Everyone knows that! You don’t need me to teach you that!
[a light bulb burns out behind her head.]
… I’ll get right on that!
[freedom includes the freedom to not know what the fuck is happening. maybe you should reflect on that.]
2. grandma went and can't stop screaming
[it’s something about the lighting fixtures, this month. has the Bellona always had a massive chandelier? maybe. who knows. don’t ask questions. either way, in the stillness of the night, or day, or late afternoon, there is a noise like a cord being cut, and the chandelier plunges into the audience below.
it hits nothing, of course. no one is ever in the theater. and that, perhaps, is what the trouble is.
so, the chandelier starts to… travel, one could say. it starts to hang in various rooms: the dining halls, the bars, the clubs… sometimes, if you’re out on the pool deck and suddenly realized you’re under a shadow, you can glance up and see it suspended 20 feet above your head, securely fastened to nothing in particular and yet remaining perfectly in place.
until it isn’t. until it falls, crystal shattering on whatever surface it lands on: floor, table, person… and, wherever the chandelier goes, a lilting childish voice follows it, singing without any obvious source.]
Ring-a-ring of roses, a pocket full of posies… ashes, ashes, we all…
3. jeff bezos murdered the infinite tommy bahama
[the lights of the Infinite Tommy Bahama go out three days into October.
barely an hour after its closure, the lights go on again, and a new banner is unfurled.
physically, it is the same store. you can even see the old signs hidden behind the new ones. however, long gone are the tropical prints and khaki dress shorts. now, one can purchase any number of officially licensed or legally distinct Halloween costumes, decorations, and various other haunted accoutrements, leading back as far as the eye can see, and then farther still. is that a Gal Friday mask? spooky! well, at least you’ll be good and ready for the Halloween party at the end of the month, which is absolutely just a normal party and in no way whatsoever anything even remotely resembling a trick. there are only treats at The Infinite Spirit Halloween!
note: bahamanuel is still here! somewhere! it kinda looks like dan bongino.]
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[At the mention of singing, she paused and listened.]
Like the eerie sound of ghost children? I do.
[And the first thing she does is look up since she heard the singing before she saw the chandelier the first time.]
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The ghosts disappear only for maximum poltergeist vibes? Just run the movies, you ain't gotta live it!
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[She looks back at the other one and arches a brow.]
"Movies?"
[What is she talking about?]
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[Thank you Muppets for giving her a chance to get used to explaining this!]
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How does one rewatch a play on demand? Do you have actors employed to act it out when you feel like it?
[She's heard about royal families doing something like that but not someone who is common.]
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[Rose Tyler does her best to discreetly make sure the knight(?) is okay. Also: that's so cool. A FEMALE KNIGHT! Right on.]
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On a screen... Like the ones on these devices?
[She pulls out the smart phone that was proved to her.]
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[This woman was getting more and more confusing by the minute. Maybe she hit her head when Rose tackled her?]
I'm not sure how one could "cheat" when learning how to use this thing. All I did was touch the screen.
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Ehhhh really? Guess I was overthinking it. I thought my phone was so advanced from the Doctor, but maybe these are a little better after all.
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They actually remind me a bit of some of the devices that the Winglies had made so I suppose I had an easier time figuring them out.
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Winglies are a species where I am from that have a strong connection to magic.
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