5 Things to 5 People Meme

[treadwater]

FIVE THINGS



The Rules:
1. Post with your characters name/canon and write 5 IC things about/to 5 peeps, don't say who they are for!
1.5. If you have more people to write things to, feel free.
2. Go around and yell at/talk with/interrogate other peeps.
3. Potentially guess that jerk is talking about you, wtf.
4. Profit???

Comments

[theweakhavepurpose]

So long as I don't have to punch him like Vance.

[pineapplesalmon]

I would hope you wouldn't punch my kid?

[theweakhavepurpose]

Boy were you frisky at like age 7.

[pineapplesalmon]

[ César cracks up. ]

Not my genetic kid, but my kid all the same!

[theweakhavepurpose]

No promises on the not punching him thing, but I'll try. Just for you. I think it'll be fine unless he takes it personally that I'm better at Time Crisis than he is.

paste on goatee

[pineapplesalmon]

[ He shakes his head with a smile. ]

No, no. That's when you noogie him. Rich is the perfect nooging height.

sharpie's

[theweakhavepurpose]

What am I, a grandpa? I'm not giving someone a noogie.

Re: sharpie's

[pineapplesalmon]

A grandpa?

[ Guess who gives noogies and is now suddenly aware of his own mortality. ]

[theweakhavepurpose]

Seriously bro?

How are you a hundred and fifty years old already?

[pineapplesalmon]

Noogies are still in style on my Earth!

[theweakhavepurpose]

I 100% do not believe you know what's in style on Earth.

[pineapplesalmon]

Oi, just because I choose to violate style doesn't mean I don't know!

[ I mean look! His hair! His beard! All perfectly maintained! How dare you?? Please make fun of him, this is hilarious ]

[theweakhavepurpose]

Alright, lightning round: what's the last club you've been to? Last concert? Where do you buy your shirts?

[pineapplesalmon]

I don't do bars because they overstimulate my particular brain structure. So I last went in college. I'm more of a pub guy.

But before everything went to hell.... I went to concerts. [ He's not mentioning the use of earplugs but seriously you can hear every word and feel the music please wear them. ] Various popular bands or people in Latin America. Concerts for live renditions of video game music. Some Japanese bands.

And my t-shirts... Mark & Spencer's, Calvin Klein, UNIQLO, Sunspel. Latin American brands you wouldn't know. A t-shirt is a t-shirt, to some extent. The only thing that differs is the quality and how ethically and sustainably the product is made.

But honestly, I'm more of a polo, dress shirt, or turtleneck guy. Those are popular in Buenos Aires, and you're more likely to be able to get one tailored. Getting a t-shirt tailored would be... weird.

[ He said lightning round, César! Also, I see you hiding your love for sweater vests.... ]

[theweakhavepurpose]

Man.

You are fucking inhuman.

Oops ADHD.... something I forgot

[pineapplesalmon]

[ Opens mouth.

Closes mouth.

Opens mouth.

Closes mouth and just looks pathetic, like a dog that just did something bad it couldn't help. ]

... yeah, I know.

[ César honey no. ]

[theweakhavepurpose]

[ Pratt has no idea what this gasping fish impersonation is about so he's gonna ignore it.]

You really need a fucking vacation.

[pineapplesalmon]

[ César crosses his arms a bit defensively, tching. ]

What do you think I've been doing with my boyfriends?

[theweakhavepurpose]

I dunno, mentally calculating the physics of your thrusting? Writing calculations based on the bounciness of the bed?

1/IDK

[pineapplesalmon]

[ Please note: this is hilarious. ]

2/IDK

[pineapplesalmon]

I—

[pineapplesalmon]

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[pineapplesalmon]

[ QUICK SALAZAR, RECOVER. Don't let him know that writing isn't involved! ]

5/5 I should say this to show it's over LOL

[pineapplesalmon]

[ Crosses his arms tighter, trying to look annoyed. ]

Absolutely not.

[ He's lying. Badly. ]

[theweakhavepurpose]

Okay so that was a joke but the more worked up you get the more I start to think I'm right. You're not taking notes are you?