5 Things to 5 People Meme

[treadwater]

FIVE THINGS



The Rules:
1. Post with your characters name/canon and write 5 IC things about/to 5 peeps, don't say who they are for!
1.5. If you have more people to write things to, feel free.
2. Go around and yell at/talk with/interrogate other peeps.
3. Potentially guess that jerk is talking about you, wtf.
4. Profit???

Comments

5/5 I should say this to show it's over LOL

[pineapplesalmon]

[ Crosses his arms tighter, trying to look annoyed. ]

Absolutely not.

[ He's lying. Badly. ]

[theweakhavepurpose]

Okay so that was a joke but the more worked up you get the more I start to think I'm right. You're not taking notes are you?

[pineapplesalmon]

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[ Frustrated noise. ]

No.

[ Just. no. ]

[theweakhavepurpose]

[ He laughs, patting him on the shoulder.]

I'm kidding.

You know you can tell me to shut the fuck up.

[pineapplesalmon]

[ Visibly surprised, blinks repeatedly, his posture and crossed arms relax. ]

... I can?

[ Apparently, this is a completely new concept. ]

[theweakhavepurpose]

Yeaaah? Dude, tell people to fuck off when they're annoying you. Don't just stand there and take it.

[pineapplesalmon]

[ If this was an anime, there would be question marks floating over his head. Maybe even an entire background of question marks. ]

But wouldn't that make them mad? Wouldn't they talk to other people about me doing that? What if they decided to get physical after that?

[César. César. Honey.]

[theweakhavepurpose]

[How do you live like this?]

Maybe, but it'll make them shut up. And if they get physical, punch them. You can even calculate trajectory and velocity of your fist connecting with their gut. Which by the way, is the easiest way to get someone to shut up because they have to double over and gasp for air. Pro-tip from me to you.