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TEST DRIVE MEME #1
1. now it's fun to wake up in a strange chateau
[you wake up.
it doesn't matter where you were before. going to bed? dying? opening the door to face a great evil? same result. you wake up in a soft bed with starched sheets in a cool, darkened room, sunlight peeking out from behind thick curtains. maybe you're alone; maybe you aren't. maybe you immediately notice the folded paper on the bedside table near your head. if you don't, you better fix that real quick: you won't be able to even open the door before you read it.
the note itself is written in a neat hand on white card stock; there is a stylized logo of a ship with the words SERENA ETERNA printed underneath. the note reads as follows:
Dear Passenger(s),
As your cruise director, it is my great honor to welcome you aboard the Serena Eterna, your destination for fun and adventure! We know you could have chosen any cruise line for your vacation, and we're very grateful you chose ours! On behalf of the Captain, I would like to assure each and every passenger that will we do whatever it takes to fulfill all your needs and desires during your journey with us.
At your earliest possible convenience, please attend the mandatory lifeboat drill by the end of the day. I'm sure everyone is very eager to get started on all the fun and sun, but safety always comes first! You can find your life jacket in your cabin's closet; carry it to your assigned muster station on deck one, where I will take you through the drill. If you can't find me in the crowd, just look for the gal with the winning smile!
See You Real Soon!
Sincerely,
Gal Friday
you walk to deck one. you have no other choice: every time you try to step in a direction some unseen being considers "not towards deck one," you find your legs no longer move, staying stock still, frozen. whether compelled quickly by curiosity, or delayed by pure stubbornness, the result is the same, and you are left milling around with other similarly curious or stubborn people.
you see someone in uniform near the front of the crowd. she seems to be a gal, but is missing the winning smile, along with most of her other features. she seems to see you, though, rushing to your side and placing a lei around your neck with great formality. a voice, cheery but artificial, sees to come from nowhere and everywhere.]
Welcome aboard! We're so glad to have you!
[you touch the lei. rooster feathers, lotus seeds, and a carved circle of something white and hard, linked onto a silk string.]
2. messing with my mind was fun at the time
[freshly lei'd, your legs are forced to lead out onto the deck and towards your muster station. the same woman is there, carrying a clipboard. this time, she introduces herself as Gal Friday, the cruise director, before immediately going into the muster drill spiel. it is very boring, and you are not allowed to move, except when you are required to show you know how to put your life vest on. you could try to not do this, but Friday will move to stand in front of you very closely and just. look in your direction until such a time that you decide to do it. and I'm sure your fellow passengers want you to just get on with it, too.
but, once it ends? she reiterates her desire to welcome you aboard. and, then, you're free.
well, free to move about the ship at your own leisure, of course. which is a kind of free, and probably the best one you can hope for. you could try to escape, maybe, if you have the means to; Friday certainly won't be one to stop you. that's what the barrier is for, after all.
but, wouldn't you much rather have fun?
the buffet is full. the pool is open. the casino jingles and chimes.
welcome aboard.]
3. lots of mystery in the history of the devils I knew
[you were never alone.
a few days have passed since you first arrived on the Serena Eterna. perhaps you've made yourself a little routine, and settled in a bit. or maybe you haven't done that at all. either way, you're here, and it looks like somebody is pretty pissed off about it.
it starts small. sometimes nearby plates skid off tables, or a pool chair upends while you're walking next to it. and sometimes that chair is aimed right at your head. objects are moving with quickly increasing frequency, and a wide variety of styles: some are dropped, or pushed, and others and others are tossed, but a few of the items are thrown, with great force and odd accuracy. if Friday is around during the lighter moments, she simply titters and cleans up whatever mess is made. if a pot of soup sails off the buffet line and nearly drenches you in boiling minestrone, she simply walks away.
and then there's the voices. hundreds, maybe thousands, calling out. not all are intelligible English, but you seem to understand them anyway. some sound scared, or angry. some are screams, others whispers. some sound entirely strange, while others are achingly familiar. and they're all saying the same exact thing:
Get Out.]
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[no one has eaten theirs yet and she is counting that as a Big W.]
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[There are ways to survive, certainly, but that sounds ominous. Considering he still doesn't know how they brought everyone here, Seimei would rather not be made into a sacrifice.]
Can you help me with this? I can't see to tie it.
[Time to test just how much Gal can do. It's also a question that bothers him.]
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[can you roll your eyes without having them? well, she tried, anyway.]
Don't worry. I'm very used to helping our younger passengers with this part. [insert life jacket things here i don't remember either]
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[That's knowledge. A bit of disturbing trivia, actually, because he, like all beings close to kami, does not like being called by name. And that means he wasn't picked up by accident, which is even more concerning. So much for living peacefully?]
Thank you for the demonstration. I'll try not to die in the water should we start sinking.
[Please do not send them to the bottom of the ocean. Who knows what's living down there!]
How many people did you invite for this voyage, if I can ask?
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[cocks head]
I don't know! More than one. One would be a very lonely number.
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[He returns the gesture, looking at her curiously where her eyes probably should be.]
Director, how many voyages have you been on? I'm afraid this is my first time.
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Ah, I'm learning that my constitution perhaps isn't suited for long journeys by sea. Is there a way to depart from this adventure?
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Do you... [her fingers nervously clack on her clipboard] There is the real answer. If you'd like it.
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I'd like to hear it, if you can tell me.
[Probably not experience it, based on her pause. Noooo thank you.]
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[cheerfully]
If you give up everything you are and everything you've been and everything you'll ever be, you'll leave! [beat] I can't say I know where you leave to, but I can't imagine it's any nicer than here!
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You just don't flinch at these things. It's rude.]
Ah, well, I am sadly quite attached to who I was and who I am. Otherwise, I might lose track of who I can be. I suppose that means I should stay and see what this ship has to offer after all.