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sailmods ([personal profile] sailmods) wrote in [community profile] sail_ooc2023-05-23 12:55 am
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TEST DRIVE MEME #10



a. that's where we both belong


[you wake up.

it doesn't matter where you were before. going to bed? dying? opening the door to face a great evil? same result. you wake up in a soft bed with starched sheets in a cool, darkened room, sunlight peeking out from behind thick curtains. maybe you're alone; maybe you aren't. maybe you immediately notice the folded paper on the bedside table near your head. if you don't, you better fix that real quick: you won't be able to even open the door before you read it.

the note itself is written in a neat hand on white card stock; there is a stylized logo of a ship with the words SERENA ETERNA printed underneath. the note reads as follows:

Dear Passenger(s),

As your cruise director, it is my great honor to welcome you aboard the Serena Eterna, your destination for fun and adventure! We know you could have chosen any cruise line for your vacation, and we're very grateful you chose ours! On behalf of the Captain, I would like to assure each and every passenger that will we do whatever it takes to fulfill all your needs and desires during your journey with us.

At your earliest possible convenience, please attend the mandatory lifeboat drill by the end of the day. I'm sure everyone is very eager to get started on all the fun and sun, but safety always comes first! You can find your life jacket in your cabin's closet; carry it to your assigned muster station on deck one, where I will take you through the drill. If you can't find me in the crowd, just look for the gal with the winning smile!

See You Real Soon!

Sincerely,
Gal Friday


you walk to deck one. you have no other choice: every time you try to step in a direction some unseen being considers "not towards deck one," you find your legs no longer move, staying stock still, frozen. whether compelled quickly by curiosity, or delayed by pure stubbornness, the result is the same, and you are left milling around with other similarly curious or stubborn people.

you see someone in uniform near the front of the crowd. she seems to be a gal, but is missing the winning smile, along with most of her other features. she seems to see you, though, rushing to your side and placing a lei around your neck with great formality. a voice, cheery but artificial, sees to come from nowhere and everywhere.]


Welcome aboard! I'm so happy you could join us!

[you touch the lei. rooster feathers, lotus seeds, and a carved circle of something white and hard, linked onto a silk string.

after the drill is completed, you are seemingly free to go. or, well, your legs work, now. and maybe that's as good as it's gonna get.]


b. and there's plenty of that down by the sea

[it’s strange to think about, isn’t it? how all those new passengers, the ones grumbling or shouting their way through the forced muster drill, have absolutely no idea what happened just last month. no idea about the labyrinth. no concept of why anyone around them would be a bit more hesitant around shadows.

they’ll learn.

sometimes a shadow is darker than it’s supposed to be. very rarely does anything come of that; just a vague sense that someone is watching you, and little more. sometimes, though, the shadows move. sometimes they grab at your ankles as you walk. sometimes they give you a shove as you go down the stairs. sometimes they pull your hair, or pinch your arm.

sometimes you feel something sharp cut into your lower leg.

that’s not a shadow, though. that’s a fiddler crab. you see the crab, sometimes. the cut isn’t from its claws, which don’t look very intimating; it’s not a very large crab. the cut is from the large kitchen knife crudely taped onto its back. it’s probably fine. it's not chasing you. there isn't evil in its heart. probably.]


c. think I'll go back to the Keys


[one day, in the atrium, two pedestals suddenly appear. on each is a large button: one green, and one blue. pressing the blue button gives you a little treat, popping out of thin air next to you. pressing the green button sends a small electric shock through your body. weird, but, hey, pretty avoidable, right?

except, it seems to be spreading. to every other button on board.

in the elevator. on the soda machine. the arcade. your phone. the bell on Friday’s desk.]
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[personal profile] guildmastermind 2023-05-24 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Shiroe lets out a snorting laugh. "I think you only have yourself to blame for your reaction to that. But some of these books are more grounded in possible realities."
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[personal profile] conclusively 2023-05-24 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Thankfully, he's had practice at keeping his face entirely neutral while phrases he doesn't want to repeat bounce around in his head.

"Possible, but what is the probability? As far as I can tell, almost nothing on this vessel reads as grounded in any sort of reality."

There's a walking skeleton he spotted earlier. That's when part of him decided to give up.
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[personal profile] guildmastermind 2023-05-24 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
"...you may need to broaden your definition of reality, if that's the case." That's said gently, as Shiroe considers if he wants to blow the guy's mind totally. "The world I was brought here from is one where elves exist. That's outside your reality's laws, isn't it?"
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[personal profile] conclusively 2023-05-24 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
In his mind alone, he snaps with irritation, that he is not some child who needs schooling on how reality works and its definition. He's agitated, he knows, though all visible physical signs are concealed behind a stiff upper lip he's worked on for the past sixteen years. Today is just stressful. It can be handled. The subtlest of breaths.

And, he thinks, his brother would have already driven off this man with jabbing questions like so many prodding sticks. The drive to do better than that is a powerful one.

"No. But I do not dismiss that such happened where you live. Rather I assume that given the general confusion and the exceptional variety of residents on this ship, this corresponds to the reality of a scant few - that Miss Gal Friday, for one."
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[personal profile] guildmastermind 2023-05-24 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
"My best guess for Gal Friday would be that she's some form of constructed being who does not need to eat or drink, given the lack of a mouth."

Look, he's not going to try to explain the concept of an NPC right now, but that's definitely in the back of his mind.
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[personal profile] conclusively 2023-05-24 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
"An advanced form of automata. It would make sense, with her general attitude and refusal to truly elucidate facts."

A being that seemed to live, but did not. He's seen them in exhibitions, touring the country or the world alike.
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[personal profile] guildmastermind 2023-05-24 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
"That's my best guess, something of that ilk. But I'm not certain how accurate it might be. How aware she might be, even if she is a created being. It's probably best to treat her like she might be a person, for now."
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[personal profile] conclusively 2023-05-25 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Of course. I've no wish to go causing great offense when I've newly awoken in this place."

He'll just think his judgmental thoughts and save them for fireside chats, like a proper man should.