"A letter." Erik looks this other vampire in the eyes with the most deadpan expression. "Yes of course I am literate. And how would I have it delivered, hm? Shall I pin it to a bulletin board and hope he wanders past it? What courier is going to take a request when there is no address that I can list? If all you can think to say are insults to me, then you are a waste of my time. I'm in no mood for games."