treading_water: BLACKBEARD: Bae's hat stays on for sex. (0099)
Edward "Babygirl™" Teach ([personal profile] treading_water) wrote in [community profile] sail_ooc2022-11-21 03:53 am

Sneaks in middle of the night like a creep.

Hey!

My name is Duke (they/them) and I am bringing in Blackbeard from the romantic comedy hit Our Flag Means Death! He is the Blackbeard, the legendary pirate, and he knows he's a big deal. He will NOT introduce himself to you as Edward Teach. Only his short king can call him that thx 💅

He is from the end of the first season and [SPOILERS]is in his angsty break-up phase✨️[END SPOILERS] so he is darker, meaner, missing his beard, and more terrible than any Blackbeard you've met (he's like The Joker for gay people), which I hear a lot of you have. Speaking of, it is really, really, really exhausting for me to have to play that conversation out over and over again, and I really would prefer to not have to do that, so unless you've spoken to me oocly to set up some special kind of CR situation, I'd really appreciate us just skipping it entirely.

Trigger warnings for this character include: swearing, excessive violence- including murder and cannibalism, depression/mental illness, childhood trauma/abuse, and if I forgot anything else I'll uh... specify where necessary. Trigger warnings for me include: swearing, drug mentions, thirst-hours. Feel free to hit up my permissions page and opt-out of threading with me altogether if you need to.

If you wanna chat with me OOCly I prefer discord (trashwitch666#9299) or you can private plurk me at @dukevendetta.plurk - I prefer to keep my plurk friends list very tight-knit because I get very personal on there, so please only add me if you intend to regularly engage in conversation or we have close CR, and give me a heads up who you are so I know who to accept. I am joining the game discord but please @ me if you need my attention on something there, bc I instantly mute all group chats when I join them.

Thank you-- I know these all sound like very neurotic rules and boundaries for an intro post but lol u gotta keep that mental state healthy, fam, feel me? I promise I'm extremely chill normally. Probably not as chill as I think I am.
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[personal profile] millay 2022-11-21 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Ilu already. We’re besties now. I don’t make the rules, I just know them.
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[personal profile] busball 2022-11-21 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Absolutely ready for more Klaus and Blackbeard nonsense. In which they introduce him to so much pop music or refer him to Eddie for possible more preferred metal music. The karaoke party will be lit and they can just steal alcohol from behind the counter all the time! He does this too often. No one has stopped him yet. Also will be like, “You know you can do a smoky eye look without looking like a drowned raccoon, right?” Also let them teach you the art of texting and all the “best” emojis (it’s all the dirty emojis)
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[personal profile] busball 2022-11-21 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Listen. Klaus will go through so much music until they find something Blackbeard likes, okay? But yes. I am ready to discover his music tastes!!

Klaus has got you, buddy. Got you so much. Will absolutely braid your hair, tell you you're pretty, and paint your nails. Show you how to do an amazing smoky eye look. So you can look nice while you stab your enemies. Mmhm. 10/10. He only wishes he had more black for you in the Tommy Bahama. It's also a self struggle. They miss just wearing black sometimes.
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[personal profile] busball 2022-11-21 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
dsfjsnd. Maybe if they get dye? IDK. IDK!!! I may give Klaus their wardrobe sometime soon.

LOL. Klaus just assumes. Listen. He just exudes daddy energy, okay? sjdkaflnsd. It's not his fault!
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[personal profile] busball 2022-11-21 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair and just.

Klaus also is a switch, but Nobunaga be making his brain forget that 24/7. So like same for the most part.
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[personal profile] astrogator 2022-11-21 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello! Welcome! I have to admit I read a couple of your TDM threads and they were delightfully dramatic.

I'm Millisa and I have young spacer lieutenant Arilanna Tayrey here. She's very afraid of pirates and almost shot Stede when she met him (but she hasn't met any Blackbeards before so no worries there).

Hilariously, she quite likes Izzy 'Captain Hands' because she thinks he's sane and competent, and currently believes he's the captain of a merchant trading ship. So we might get to have some fun with that in future. :D