5 Things to 5 People Meme

[treadwater]

FIVE THINGS



The Rules:
1. Post with your characters name/canon and write 5 IC things about/to 5 peeps, don't say who they are for!
1.5. If you have more people to write things to, feel free.
2. Go around and yell at/talk with/interrogate other peeps.
3. Potentially guess that jerk is talking about you, wtf.
4. Profit???

Comments

[latersgators]

We didn't choose that! The captain put us back together!

[theweakhavepurpose]

Back together?

[ You're not helping yourself there bro.]

[latersgators]

We're-- always been together...

But not doing that!

[theweakhavepurpose]

And if I asked Marc would he say the same?

[Cop detective mode: activated. He's getting to the bottom of this.]

[justneedsomehelp]

I'd say we've never fucked...

[Buddy, come on...]

[theweakhavepurpose]

[Narrow eyed glare.]

Fine fine.

Maybe you should, you're both kinda uptight about it.

[latersgators]

You're-- awfully invested in this! [It's none of Pratt's business. Or, well. It shouldn't be.]

[justneedsomehelp]

[Look, Marc would likely be very down, but--

Steven is a total Victorian Duchess. He'll die of embarrassment first, or something. Also--.]

Sounds like you might be hoping for a little peepshow, invested as you are.

[theweakhavepurpose]

[Maybe Marc should try some Victorian romance like pining away from a six foot distance and perhaps exchanging lochs of hair or maybe embroidered samplers that convey their feelings.]

Considering I almost had one already....

But no, I'm not gonna be a weird voyeur, come on.

[latersgators]

We weren't making love at the cliff! [For the last time, Pratt!]

I haven't-- done anything, with anyone. Okay? [This is so awful to talk about.]

[justneedsomehelp]

[Oh. Oh, buddy, why did you have to go there... It's no one's business!]

Look, he-- uh. Missed out on the teenage experience of fooling around in the car. I was just trying to, you know. Broaden his horizons.

[It wasn't... whatever Pratt seems to think it is. Not really. Probably. Anyway, this is awkward and not something he thought he'd own up to.

But lying isn't working, so...]

[theweakhavepurpose]

[ Pratt has not heard someone call it 'making love' in... well... never actually. Jesus Christ Steven he wants to wrap you in bubble wrap like fine china. ]

Okay okay. Do your thing. Sorry.

[ He holds his hands up in surrender. ]

Also that's both kinda sad and really sweet..

[latersgators]

[Well, thanks Pratt, for making it weird, and making him self-conscious. Steven wrings his hands and lowers his gaze, then gives Marc a few tugs on his elbow. It's lunchtime somewhere in the universe, right?]