5 Things to 5 People Meme

[treadwater]

FIVE THINGS



The Rules:
1. Post with your characters name/canon and write 5 IC things about/to 5 peeps, don't say who they are for!
1.5. If you have more people to write things to, feel free.
2. Go around and yell at/talk with/interrogate other peeps.
3. Potentially guess that jerk is talking about you, wtf.
4. Profit???

Comments

[ninetoes]

[He just. Snrk. How to phrase this...]

You'll take yourself for walkies, will you.

[opheliac]

What the...? Hey! — I'm not a dog. I'm somethin' way better than that!!

[ninetoes]

Oooh, like what?

[opheliac]

A solider. A fighter. Tell me to shoot, I'll ask "how many rounds?". Tell me to burn somethin', I'm comin' with torches. — Aaaaand maybe a few bombs to make it blow up faster.

Tell me to stab someone, I'd be a lil' disappointed 'cuz I'm not into knifeplay. 'Less I can do both!! Stab and pow! Double hit.

[ninetoes]

[That's a dog. You're describing a good dog. He. Ooookay then.]

My mistake. A good soldier, then. And you are.

[opheliac]

Thanks! And you're not so bad yourself. At...being...you.

[ninetoes]

[ffffff if you knew how that made his little tail wag]

It's part of my charm.

[opheliac]

As some old people would say, "Don't change" or whatever. If someone tries to, just knock 'em out! Then tie 'em up, draw all over 'em, and leave 'em there for a day.

Maybe the screams will help 'em break free. But between you and me, screaming NEVER helps anyone!

[ninetoes]

It's not efficient means, no. No rations for a week is far more commanding in my experience.

[opheliac]

A week? Sir, you're pretty devious and I like it!

[ninetoes]

It's experience. You would not believe how motivated people are by food.

[opheliac]

Oh, your mind is CRAZY twisted. I knew choosin' to hang around you was a good choice.

[ninetoes]

Torture is about efficiency. It's a means to an end, so if you're going to do it, you need to go straight for the throat.

[opheliac]

Yeah, YEAH!! Don't you choke, go for the throat.

[ninetoes]

More or less, yeah. when in doubt.