5 Things to 5 People Meme

[treadwater]

FIVE THINGS



The Rules:
1. Post with your characters name/canon and write 5 IC things about/to 5 peeps, don't say who they are for!
1.5. If you have more people to write things to, feel free.
2. Go around and yell at/talk with/interrogate other peeps.
3. Potentially guess that jerk is talking about you, wtf.
4. Profit???

Comments

[theweakhavepurpose]

Here tho? Everyone is so freaking chill. Like extremely chill. A disturbing amount of chill.

[opheliac]

You just haven't met the right people if that's your experience here so far.

[theweakhavepurpose]

I'd argue that means I have tho.

[opheliac]

Sure, they're some goody-goodies but y'know, there's a thing called "poker face". Some got it, some don't.

[theweakhavepurpose]

Both the people who've stabbed me are awesome. Dunno what you're talking about.

[opheliac]

Like "you-are-my-perfect-enemy-I-would-love-to-kill-you-over-and-over" kind of awesome?

[theweakhavepurpose]

Uh... not...exactly?

Tho one of them probably will kill me over and over.

I don't think I want a perfect enemy. Sounds like a hassle.

[opheliac]

What? You don't get the thrill of tryin' to destroy every lil' piece of 'em and see the fear in their eyes as you do it? Seein' the tears swell up? Maaaaybe hear 'em beggin' for mercy? — Or is that just a "me" thing?

[theweakhavepurpose]

No.

And mercy is a weakness. When I kill people they're dead. Just meat. I'm not playing with them like it's a game.

[opheliac]

Booo~oorring ♪! — Like WOW, super boring. If you're gonna kill 'em 'least make it a lil' fun for 'em during their final hours or minutes. Let yourself be their final thoughts before the darkness creeps in. Have your voice echoin' in their mind and no one else's.

Be the center of their attention and then suddenly? Nighty-night! But hey, if that's your killin' tactic then by all means. We all got our own ways.

[theweakhavepurpose]

None of that is fun.

And I'm not the one getting into their heads, I'm just the one with the knife making sure they stay down. Making sure they're dead when they need to be and screaming when they aren't. The one taking their hide and their bones when they're gone, carving the meat, feeding the prisoners, making them strong.

And it's not fun. But it's necessary.

The weak must be culled.

[opheliac]

So all work and no play? Just strictly business? Hm. — I'm the type that likes to have fun at the job. Or else what's the point, y'know? To me, If you don't have a lil' fun with it then it just becomes dull. I like to spice things up and get a lil' creative. Silco gives me the room to do that. As long as I complete the mission, that's what counts!

(...)

Well. I miiiiight have took his instructions and ran with it the way he wouldn't want me to sometimes. But the important thing is it gets done. Sometimes even better than planned!!

[theweakhavepurpose]

IT'S NOT FUN.

[Jesus Christ Jinx he is like seconds away from straight up attacking her. How does killing people become dull? How is killing people FUN??????? Even Jacob didn't think it was fun and he's the reason Pratt is the endearing little psychopath he is today.]