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sailmods ([personal profile] sailmods) wrote in [community profile] sail_ooc2022-07-15 01:40 am
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TEST DRIVE MEME #5


1. not subtle revealings

[you wake up.

it doesn't matter where you were before. going to bed? dying? opening the door to face a great evil? same result. you wake up in a soft bed with starched sheets in a cool, darkened room, sunlight peeking out from behind thick curtains. maybe you're alone; maybe you aren't. maybe you immediately notice the folded paper on the bedside table near your head. if you don't, you better fix that real quick: you won't be able to even open the door before you read it.

the note itself is written in a neat hand on white card stock; there is a stylized logo of a ship with the words SERENA ETERNA printed underneath. the note reads as follows:

Dear Passenger(s),

As your cruise director, it is my great honor to welcome you aboard the Serena Eterna, your destination for fun and adventure! We know you could have chosen any cruise line for your vacation, and we're very grateful you chose ours! On behalf of the Captain, I would like to assure each and every passenger that will we do whatever it takes to fulfill all your needs and desires during your journey with us.

At your earliest possible convenience, please attend the mandatory lifeboat drill by the end of the day. I'm sure everyone is very eager to get started on all the fun and sun, but safety always comes first! You can find your life jacket in your cabin's closet; carry it to your assigned muster station on deck one, where I will take you through the drill. If you can't find me in the crowd, just look for the gal with the winning smile!

See You Real Soon!

Sincerely,
Gal Friday


you walk to deck one. you have no other choice: every time you try to step in a direction some unseen being considers "not towards deck one," you find your legs no longer move, staying stock still, frozen. whether compelled quickly by curiosity, or delayed by pure stubbornness, the result is the same, and you are left milling around with other similarly curious or stubborn people.

you see someone in uniform near the front of the crowd. she seems to be a gal, but is missing the winning smile, along with most of her other features. she seems to see you, though, rushing to your side and placing a lei around your neck with great formality. a voice, cheery but artificial, sees to come from nowhere and everywhere.]


Welcome! I'm very glad to have you aboard!

[you touch the lei. rooster feathers, lotus seeds, and a carved circle of something white and hard, linked onto a silk string.

after the drill is completed, you are seemingly free to go. or, well, your legs work, now. and maybe that's as good as it's gonna get.]


2. a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling


[the reflections are missing. all of them. in mirrors. in television screens. on the backs of spoons. nothing looks back at you.

then, figures do show up. not your own, like you'd expect. thin, wispy apparitions, people with pleading eyes and hands, reaching out to place their palms against the surface, from their own end. faces familiar and not, beckoning, mouthing words you just can't quite make out. help me, it might be. get me out, perhaps. just until you're close enough, until your skin warms the surface of whatever it is you're peering into. and then, those same hands wrap, all too real, burning-cold against your flesh, and pull, trying to drag you through the surface, making up for their lack of strength with desperation. any flesh unlucky enough to enter the reflection comes back bone-white and cold, all sensation dead, though it will fade within a few hours.

in retrospect, it looks a bit more like they were saying something different. something more like, better you than me. or maybe it's not even words at all. they look a bit more like they're laughing.]


3. complex mementos

[but, hey. sometimes changes are good! like, today, in Playback, there's a brand-new game available for all the children to play! it's an old-fashioned sort of claw machine, the type that's so large, a particularly dedicated kindergartner could wriggle their way inside. the prizes vary, and sit loose: bags of candy, stuffed toys, firearms, painfully early-00s electronics, actually that one just looks like a dead iguana, tiny ship-branded knickknacks... like all the other games in the arcade, the game starts up automatically upon being touched; lack of quarters shouldn't keep you from having fun! pro tip: they are loaded, and they will go off if you suck at claw games and let it fall.]
twelfthsong: (36)

[personal profile] twelfthsong 2022-08-16 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
So he's awful at trees and machinery but doesn't have a problem with guns? Says a lot about the man running the place.

[He finds a screwdriver easily enough and he's starting to unscrew the screws at the back.]

Is credits the monetary system here? Or is it pink fluffy alpacama's and other various stuffed toys?
Edited 2022-08-17 04:15 (UTC)
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[personal profile] serialskiller 2022-08-17 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
There is no monetary system here. Credits would be useless until you get to the Corporate Rim.

[As for the stuffed animal, called out. Murderbot hesitates and then puts the alpacama back in the Doctor's pile of winnings. It doesn't really need a plushie anyway, it's a grown bot and certainly doesn't need to hug anything or anyone.]
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[personal profile] twelfthsong 2022-08-17 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
So you just take things? Is this cruise just a poor experiment in socialism?

[And oh, that's not what he had intended at all. It was just some good natured teasing...from a stern looking man.

The panel comes off pretty easily once the screws are off and he clicks his teeth. The inside is woefully empty with no hardware to speak of. In fact, the inside looks not so dissimilar to the inside of a cardboard box.]


Looks like you were right, come take a look.
Edited 2022-08-17 17:59 (UTC)
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[personal profile] serialskiller 2022-08-17 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
You have to pretend to pay for things or Friday will bitch at you for stealing. But you don't use any real money to do so. It's weird.

[But unlike some people on the ship, there's no judgment in its tone for Friday herself. For some reason, it kinda identifies with her.

It moves toward the cabinet to peer inside the box.]

Yeah, this is what the slot machine was like inside. Hollow empty.
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[personal profile] twelfthsong 2022-08-18 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Likely for the best. I was never the best with money. Too many worlds and currencies to try and remember. [Did he even have any money? He couldn't remember the last time he actually paid for anything.] And this Friday - human? Alien? Construct?

[He hums before hitting the back of his fist against the top. Despite it looking like brushed metal, there's a dull thud similar to that of cardboard.]

How do you feel about liberating the rest of the toys?

[Will it ruin the fun of other people? Potentially. Maybe. But he also just feels the need to take something apart with his hands.]
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[personal profile] serialskiller 2022-08-18 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Construct. The captain's creation. He made her to care about the passengers, then forces her to watch us get hurt, to hurt one another. She's...very thoroughly programmed, and he causes her pain when she disobeys him.

[It sympathizes.]

And I don't care what you do with the toys. Though I'd rather the guns didn't just get left out anywhere.
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[personal profile] twelfthsong 2022-08-18 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Well that definitely gets a frown out the Doctor. And here he was thinking she was a plucky sidekick somewhat complying with everything going on.]

I'm assuming her programming doesn't allow her to disobey then? And has anyone tried to help her?

[He's saying all of this of course while grabbing an exactoknife out of the toolkit in an attempt to cut open the underside of the claw machine.]

You did seem to take a liking to the pink alpacama. You can take it if you'd like, I don't need that many toys. Maybe just the yo-yo. We can toss the guns overboard for all I care.
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[personal profile] serialskiller 2022-08-18 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Helping her is going to mean releasing the captain's hold on her, somehow. Which none of us know how to do. But. I'm trying to be her friend, at least.

[It doesn't think it's very good at that, yet.]

I don't know what I'd do with the alpacama. I don't really need anything like that.
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[personal profile] twelfthsong 2022-08-18 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
And how is that going?

[The Scottish accent just makes it sound patronizing but it’s a genuine question.]

Do we ever really need anything though? I had a yo-yo once and I didn’t necessarily need it but it certainly came in handy in a situation you wouldn’t have expected it to be useful. Also you can want something for the sake of wanting something. Like the dead iguana.
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[personal profile] serialskiller 2022-08-18 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Murderbot definitely feels like it's being mocked, both for its attempts to help Friday, and for the plushie. It doesn't respond aloud to any of that, watching the Doctor's hands as he works, still as a statue.]
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[personal profile] twelfthsong 2022-08-18 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[It doesn’t really register to the Doctor that Murderbot hasn’t responded and he continues to prattle on. He immediately cuts off mid-sentences though when the knife seems to make a breakthrough. Seconds later he’s pulling out assortment of toys and the like.]

Ah there we go! Not too shabby even without my sonic screwdriver working properly.

[And there are some of the guns. He wrinkles his face in distaste as he pulls them out specifically placing them away from the toys.]

Did you answer me before by the way? How is making friends with Friday going?
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[personal profile] serialskiller 2022-08-18 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know. She doesn't seem to be able to talk freely often, so it's hard to judge her feelings on anything accurately. But she did keep something I made her. So.

[It shrugs slightly.]
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[personal profile] twelfthsong 2022-08-18 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Gift them with kindness - is that the saying? [It’s not the saying.] That is progress though. How do you think she’d feel about some stuffed animals?

[And then he motions to the pile now on the floor.]

The guns can meet a watery death but it seems a shame to have these meet a similar fate.

[It’s a not so subtle attempt at him trying to urge SecUnit to take the alpacama stuffie.]
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[personal profile] serialskiller 2022-08-21 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[There is a hesitation, before Murderbot bends down to pick up that same pink stuffed animal, holding it by a foot and certainly not giving it a hug.]

Friday might appreciate it, maybe. Worth the attempt, I think.
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[personal profile] twelfthsong 2022-08-21 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
Does she interact with the rest of us? Outside of her usual dry muster drills. [And then he just gets right to his intent.] Can I come along?

[And then he remembers the guns. Ugh.]

Before that do you mind helping me get rid of these? Haven't quite hit the regeneration of myself with multiple arms.
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[personal profile] serialskiller 2022-08-21 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, no problem. Over the side is fine?

[The alpacama is tucked down the front of its shirt, as it grabs an armload of firearms.]

Friday's usually by guest services. She runs sign-up for shore excursions and plans parties and shit.
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[personal profile] twelfthsong 2022-08-22 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Right on over into a watery grave.

[He sounds far too chipper to be saying something like that but ah well. He collects the last few firearms, tucks the little toy blue police box into his pocket along with the screwdriver, and leads the way to what he assumes is a deck. Feel free to point out if he's definitely not headed in the right direction.]

What are those like? Am I right to assume that they also have some kind of weird quirk to them like the machines?
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[personal profile] serialskiller 2022-08-22 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
They're...bad.

Not always, not all the time, and not all in the same way, but they're always some sort of bad. The first one we had was a battle royale, where everyone who signed up had to fight to the death, and only one person survived three days.

[A pause.]

You'll want to go up to the next deck. Either stairs or elevator.
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[personal profile] twelfthsong 2022-08-22 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[The Doctor's expression can't help but darken hearing all of that.]

So they were tricked into it. Did you participate? [The Doctor can only assume that they're probably more than capable of taking care of themselves.] And what happened to everyone else that didn't participate? Are there consequences?

Ah, right thanks. [He looks a little surprised before turning on his heel in the direction it sends him.]
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[personal profile] serialskiller 2022-08-22 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Those who didn't sign up for the shore excursion--three days, camping, strenuous activity is what we were told--got to watch it on every screen on the ship. I...didn't kill anyone, during the battle royale. I got killed by Max. He was having the time of his existence out there.

[It might sound a little defensive when it says it didn't kill anyone. It sure did shoot someone, and have a huge panic attack. It wasn't a good time.]