That gets a laugh from Klaus and he takes another sip of his drink. "Buddy, if you only knew. I have said crazier things than this." He shrugs, though, still unphased by how weird everything about his life is.
"If you think those powers are weird, you should hear about my brother Ben. He's got a eldritch creature in his bellybutton, okay? Tentacles. He slapped me with a tentacle once. And his hands, too." He looks around, wishing for a moment that Ben would be there. Even if it was dick!Ben. "Kind of miss that little asshole," he says quietly.
"Anyway. I grew up in a family of childhood superheroes. There were seven of us. Are seven of us? We've picked up extras now. Anyway. I have five brothers and a sister. All born on the same day to mothers who weren't pregnant until that day. Then our dad bought seven of us. He's kind of a dick, though. But like...little dick energy if you feel me."
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"If you think those powers are weird, you should hear about my brother Ben. He's got a eldritch creature in his bellybutton, okay? Tentacles. He slapped me with a tentacle once. And his hands, too." He looks around, wishing for a moment that Ben would be there. Even if it was dick!Ben. "Kind of miss that little asshole," he says quietly.
"Anyway. I grew up in a family of childhood superheroes. There were seven of us. Are seven of us? We've picked up extras now. Anyway. I have five brothers and a sister. All born on the same day to mothers who weren't pregnant until that day. Then our dad bought seven of us. He's kind of a dick, though. But like...little dick energy if you feel me."