First Name Last Initial: Ava S Location: Hot Tub 1-5: 4 Reviewed X days ago: 7 Review Title: Wait who is reading this? Review Text: All inclusive luxury, for the low price of your soul (which is a decent bargain all things considered.) Amenities are always clean no matter how many times you try to destroy them. Interesting company whether you want it or not, I've heard at least five post-apocalyptic stories. The hot tub is the best location for nightly existential crises and piña coladas, but stay away because it's mine. One star removed for the unattended feral teenagers. Wish somebody would lock them in the kids zone so I can eat my shrimp cocktail in peace. Thanks: -2
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Location: Hot Tub
1-5: 4
Reviewed X days ago: 7
Review Title: Wait who is reading this?
Review Text: All inclusive luxury, for the low price of your soul (which is a decent bargain all things considered.) Amenities are always clean no matter how many times you try to destroy them. Interesting company whether you want it or not, I've heard at least five post-apocalyptic stories. The hot tub is the best location for nightly existential crises and piña coladas, but stay away because it's mine. One star removed for the unattended feral teenagers. Wish somebody would lock them in the kids zone so I can eat my shrimp cocktail in peace.
Thanks: -2