First Name Last Initial: Mizuki Location: Cabin 111 1-5: 2 Reviewed X days ago: 1 Review Title: I'm on a Boat by The Lonely Island but worse Review Text: "Vacation" is just a fancy way of saying "Hell" here on the Serena Eterna. Don't be fooled by the infinite crab legs. I don't know why the Captain thought they'd sway anyone. They don't. I'd say "don't come here," but it's not as if you really have much of a choice, so here's a quick recap! There are ghosts. Presumably from people like us who have gone through this stuff, too. The Captain gets off to us playing really sick psychological games with good people. Also see: making us write a review after throwing us on an island where we had to murder our friends. That is, as the kids say, f*cked up. The only reason I'm rating this 2 instead of 1 is because Miss Friday is pretty cool. Give her a raise. Thanks: 4
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Location: Cabin 111
1-5: 2
Reviewed X days ago: 1
Review Title: I'm on a Boat by The Lonely Island but worse
Review Text: "Vacation" is just a fancy way of saying "Hell" here on the Serena Eterna. Don't be fooled by the infinite crab legs. I don't know why the Captain thought they'd sway anyone. They don't. I'd say "don't come here," but it's not as if you really have much of a choice, so here's a quick recap! There are ghosts. Presumably from people like us who have gone through this stuff, too. The Captain gets off to us playing really sick psychological games with good people. Also see: making us write a review after throwing us on an island where we had to murder our friends. That is, as the kids say, f*cked up. The only reason I'm rating this 2 instead of 1 is because Miss Friday is pretty cool. Give her a raise.
Thanks: 4