Five hundred years? Friday, you don't look a day past twenty-one. [If he's starting to be slightly concerned about what fresh hell he's found himself in, it's certainly not showing on his face.]

Between you and me, I have to say, cruise director is much better. You don't have to worry about where you're staying, food's provided for, no commute, all these beautiful people making all sorts of trouble - never a dull moment, eh?

You'd be a mighty quick study though, if you ever wanted to be anything else...?