Oh, is that right? [Well, as long as someone else is paying for his smokes. This all just sounds too good to be true.]

Thanks love. Gal Friday, wasn't it? You're a lovely cruise director. I'll remember you. [Nevermind that he's never met any other cruise director. He wants to schmooze, get to know everyone on the ship, whether they work here or, like him, had one hell of a night and woke up like this in their crispest, best birthday suit.]

What's it like being a cruise director? Hundred hats and not enough heads? You make it look so natural, you must've been doing this for years.