[well, at least he's honest. he has that going for him.]

If my mouth was anywhere near any part of your body, buddy, you better believe you'd remember it.

[He gets a look. One that says she might be offended. But then she seems to just shrug it off.]

I was on a South American island last night. So unless you were visiting Corto Maltese in the middle of a poorly executed government coup, there's no way it could've been me.