"Maaaaate." The 'Winter Soldier'? Whatever acid this fellow has been dropping, John wants some too. "That's not gonna work for me. Too many syllables when you're bollocks deep in someone's arse or-- bollocksed to begin with. Can I call you 'Craig'?"

He doesn't look like a Craig, but John probably doesn't look like a John either.

"Me name's John Constantine. They call me a bloody prick." Clearly he wears it with pride. Mashing the down button, he glances around the different elevator numbers before shooting a grin at Craig. "I'm an exorcist, demonologist and master of the dark arts."