Aye, you won't cover it all in one wee trip. [He appreciates that she's taking this all in her stride and approaching this as an opportunity for learning and exploration. It's so easy to reject everything that's happening around her and just stick to what she knows. The old ways are best, and all that.]

Maybe there'll be something in the gift shop. Some terrible kitschy t-shirt at least with the company logo emblazoned on the chest. [Jeans, probably not as likely to be found in a gift shop, but you know, if there are clothing and apparel shops on board, they might sell jeans. Although he hasn't quite figured out how they're supposed to pay for everything yet, considering, you know, he was beamed up in here without even his underpants. It's not like he stuffed his wallet up his arsecrack.]

...no. I don't think I'll live to see it, to be honest with you lass. The Tiberiuses of the world want to keep us starved and desperate. [He's not overly optimistic about the world as it could be, either. He got out of that fight a long time ago when magic consumed his life. Still, he wouldn't be caught dead putting himself through that meat grinder.]

But. You're on 'oliday. There's no need to worry about all that while you're here, eh? You're just gonna have a great time for the next few days.