Oh good, there's some manners in there hiding behind that permanent scowl. Craig's not a complete lost cause.

"S'alright love. Least you didn't yank me arm off and bludgeon me with it." It would be fully deserved but John intends to enjoy himself on this cruise and disembark with all his limbs intact, if he has any say in the matter.

"Has uh... anyone-- mmh, lemme rephrase. When was the last time someone touched you?" And not necessarily in a sexy way, but Craig is free to overshare about his sex life too if he really wants.