Well if he wants a study on actual human people he's hanging out with the wrong fellow. Not that John isn't actually human, but he's probably not very 'normal' in various senses of the word.
Putting the stress ball in Craig's hand, John slips his hands back into his pockets and flashes Craig a lopsided smirk.
"When you're feeling a wee bit stressed, give it a few squeezes. It'll make you feel better." There's probably a perfectly rational explanation for it; brain releasing some chemicals or whatever. John's more of a magic person than a science person so he wouldn't be able to explain it too well. Best thing is for Craig to give it a shot himself.
Craig could always talk to it if he has no friends, or glare it into submission, but it'd be sad to come away from a cruise holiday without at least making one friend.
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Putting the stress ball in Craig's hand, John slips his hands back into his pockets and flashes Craig a lopsided smirk.
"When you're feeling a wee bit stressed, give it a few squeezes. It'll make you feel better." There's probably a perfectly rational explanation for it; brain releasing some chemicals or whatever. John's more of a magic person than a science person so he wouldn't be able to explain it too well. Best thing is for Craig to give it a shot himself.
Craig could always talk to it if he has no friends, or glare it into submission, but it'd be sad to come away from a cruise holiday without at least making one friend.