"Aye! Life's too short to be a miserable fucking bag of wank, eh?" The lanky blond gives Craig a bro slap on the back although that just seems to hurt his hand more than it even gets Craig to move. This is why he's the glass cannon warlock and Craig's the unusually tanky assassin.

"Course you haven't." Don't kinkshame weapons in bed without having tried it first, is all John's going to say about that. "The Ramones are probably more popular over on your side of the pond. Well, listen mate. Both the Sex Pistols and the Ramones got me through some really rough shite. We could get completely pissed tonight and hold each other singing bloody Celine Dion at the front of the ship or we could smoke a carton and I'll introduce you to some real fucking lifechanging garbage. How about it eh?"