I'm the greatest magician in the world. [He shoots Will a winning smile as he pops a couple of those aspiring tablets himself. Technically, he's the greatest conman in the world, but he also happens to be fairly decent at magic. Can't really announce the con artist bit though, can he? Especially not to someone who works for law enforcement. Although it sounds like he's working on something rather fucked up, if you ask Johnny boy.]
I was a private detective of sorts. [He doesn't look it without his trenchcoat and his shirt and tie, but Constantine usually looks like he came straight out of a noir novel. Technically he's an occult detective, but people used to come to him for all sorts of strange happenings. A totem of bodies definitely falls in the realm of strange, but unless it's demonic or ghostly in nature, not much John can do about it.] Sounds like a mighty bollocksed up case if you ask me.
[And not one he's going to be able to solve on a cruise ship. John's pretty sure he would remember a totem of bodies if that's what he was doing last night, but he's pretty sure he's not met Will before, so he won't have any luck figuring out his blackout talking to this bloke. Still, that's not going to stop him from offering some candid advice.]
Well since you're here, don't worry about the case mate. Cruises are meant to be fun. Take a couple days off. Maybe you'll think of sommin' you couldn't when you were too close to the whole thing, eh?
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I was a private detective of sorts. [He doesn't look it without his trenchcoat and his shirt and tie, but Constantine usually looks like he came straight out of a noir novel. Technically he's an occult detective, but people used to come to him for all sorts of strange happenings. A totem of bodies definitely falls in the realm of strange, but unless it's demonic or ghostly in nature, not much John can do about it.] Sounds like a mighty bollocksed up case if you ask me.
[And not one he's going to be able to solve on a cruise ship. John's pretty sure he would remember a totem of bodies if that's what he was doing last night, but he's pretty sure he's not met Will before, so he won't have any luck figuring out his blackout talking to this bloke. Still, that's not going to stop him from offering some candid advice.]
Well since you're here, don't worry about the case mate. Cruises are meant to be fun. Take a couple days off. Maybe you'll think of sommin' you couldn't when you were too close to the whole thing, eh?