"What--" she doesn't even get to finish before there's a coconut flying at her -- and hitting her because it's too fast for her to dodge or whip up a spell of her own. There's a bit of a stumble from the impact and a lot of anger at the idiot responsible that both happen pretty much instantaneously.
Of course she thinks he meant to do it.
"Ow! Who throws fruit?"" Really. She doesn't have to worry about the poltergeists giving her a concussion at all as long as there's Constantine and coconuts. She hisses and grabs the spot above her brow where she got clocked, glaring.
"If I'm bleeding--" She's kicking him right in the crotch if she has to walk around bruised and bloody. On the plus side, she at least didn't end up back on her ass or knocked out.
He's getting another slap, in any case. "You're lucky I don't curse your dick into falling off!"
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Of course she thinks he meant to do it.
"Ow! Who throws fruit?"" Really. She doesn't have to worry about the poltergeists giving her a concussion at all as long as there's Constantine and coconuts. She hisses and grabs the spot above her brow where she got clocked, glaring.
"If I'm bleeding--" She's kicking him right in the crotch if she has to walk around bruised and bloody. On the plus side, she at least didn't end up back on her ass or knocked out.
He's getting another slap, in any case. "You're lucky I don't curse your dick into falling off!"