"They were right there in me face! What was I supposed to do? You were flashing them at me!" Of course he grabs them. She might as well have flashed a big red button in front of him and then complained that he pressed it multiple times.

"Right, right - you only want to have your way with men when they're brain damaged and skittish, eager to please you and 'yes milady' to everything you say." It's just too bad she didn't find him in that state again. He's an outright nuisance when he's impossible to control and he knows how much of a pain in the arse he can be. How much he can annoy her is actually something he wears with pride.

"I checked meself out of that hotel. You'll never have me back," he proclaims, also getting to his feet and folding his arms. "You're not the boss of anybody up 'ere, and you'd do well to remember that."