Ohh, shit. Maybe like, fancy brand names? Gucci, Louie Vuitton, Armani... [Wow. That is such a good idea. Shit, he needs an alligator. No, he needs two of them, so he can get lots of eggs from.]

And don't fuckin' do that, man. ...Actually, uhhh, you could probably do that. I don't know if there are any werewolves around, but I know there are, like... [Ohhhh shit, he probably shouldn't just like, go around telling everyone "my bro Aiden is a vampire!" sooo...] ...All sorts of weird people around. I would seriously not be surprised if one of these dudes legit wolfed out on a full moon.