You could theme them too. Like how people with puppies name them all something similar, like types of pasta or trees. Since they're alligators you could do something like... types of luggage. Different names for teeth. Shades of green.

[He is 100% behind Sharky the gator farmer. That seems like the perfect profession for him.]

Please don't introduce me to people as that crazy guy who definitely doesn't have rabies.

[Even though it would be the most accurate introduction of all time. He drops his head into his hands to rub his eyes because Sharky is right. At some point he's going to go nuts and murder someone, though hopefully not bite them. Well, probably not. At least if he eats them they'll be dead first. That's a positive right.

Okay no that's not really a positive. But it's not like he can help it.

He should probably wear a muzzle.]

Maybe I should just.. stay in my room. Forever. Only come out at night to raid the buffet. Then hopefully people think I'm a werewolf which is better than the truth right?

[That he's just a regular guy who's gone totally insane.]