Yes, man, yes, you are fully getting it! Originally I was gonna go with the basics, y'know, Chomp, Big Tooth, One-Eyed Motherfucker -- but then I thought, you know, I could do better. Then [the collapse happened and] I sorta never got around to it.
[And that is exactly why he's got to speak up for Pratt! Nobody else gets him here. Nobody else is fucking Hope County Crazy!]
Look, you're definitely gonna do something crazy, which is exactly why I gotta, uhhh... [he's looking for the word "advocate" and not finding it] Make sure people don't take it personally. Hold a grudge or whatever. They're gonna come at me anyway once they know we're from the same place, anyway, all: "Sharky, your friend just went apeshit and bit a dude," and I'm gonna have to tell them, y'know, "That's just like, a temporary state of psychosis or some shit, he's totally got his rabies shots," blah blah blah. Otherwise, they'll get all fuckin' sensitive about it.
[For obvious reasons! Sharky's not stupid, he knows that killing someone is bound to leave bad blood, but like. Come on. It's not like it's permanent or anything!]
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[And that is exactly why he's got to speak up for Pratt! Nobody else gets him here. Nobody else is fucking Hope County Crazy!]
Look, you're definitely gonna do something crazy, which is exactly why I gotta, uhhh... [he's looking for the word "advocate" and not finding it] Make sure people don't take it personally. Hold a grudge or whatever. They're gonna come at me anyway once they know we're from the same place, anyway, all: "Sharky, your friend just went apeshit and bit a dude," and I'm gonna have to tell them, y'know, "That's just like, a temporary state of psychosis or some shit, he's totally got his rabies shots," blah blah blah. Otherwise, they'll get all fuckin' sensitive about it.
[For obvious reasons! Sharky's not stupid, he knows that killing someone is bound to leave bad blood, but like. Come on. It's not like it's permanent or anything!]