Well, yeah, but I gotta be able to vouch for you, you know? How is anyone gonna take me seriously if they know my friend's a cop!

[...nobody takes him seriously to begin with but that is beside the point!]

Eurgh. Yeah, uh... all the soap here is definitely better than any prepper crap. [Or whatever Jacob used to make his... Eugh. Not worth thinking about.] Even I'm takin' like, bi-weekly showers now, which is crazy.