[He is giving Sharky such a look. But at least it's not a look of terror or psychosis, so that's progress. Because he is not going to be caught dead (heh) anywhere near high schools.]

You look like you retired to Florida and became a gator rancher. Which I guess is like Montana, but with humidity.

[Sounds terrible.]

Look the uniform is useful.

[It has pockets. A utility belt. And most importantly his name is printed right on it so if he forgets who he is he can just look down and be reminded. He will however; wash it. A couple of times.]