[Yeah, it's probably better just to live in that delusion... Sharky sort of swings back and forth depending on what makes him feel better, so who is he to judge??]

Well, don't go wanderin' around high schools, then, duh. [Heheh. No really] Anyway, I got it on good authority that this shit is fashionable. Not, uhh, what I'm wearing, because fuck fashion, but other people do it okay. [SORRY EFFIE, but he has to keep your fashion advice a secret for now.] Should, uhh, probably find something other than a fuckin' cop uniform, though. [You know, because fuck the police? And also because it probably needs to be washed? Or burned???]