[Somewhere there's an even worse timeline where not only did the cult win but Hurk Sr. became the Montana State Senator.]

Yeah I could tell. I've been doing this a while now but even so you're not a great liar. [Barest hint of a smirk there.] You know we spent the rest of the night trying to imagine what scent of Yankee Candle you would be?

It was down to Frosted Forest or Pineapple Cilantro.