[Maybe it was all the travel Hurk engaged in? Maybe it was the massive amounts of disposable income thanks to his job as a weapons dealer? Maybe it's because his dick is the size and shape of a coke can? Who knows.]

Hurk isn't so bad, man. He's a great daddy, you know? Real protective of Blade, and Gina too, even though she does not need it. And he always uses voices when he reads bedtime stories, which is great. [...For Blade. Great for Blade, obviously.

Pratt is treated to an embarrassed laugh at the kinda-sorta-compliment there.] I think that's the first time you've ever said that to me. Of course, I used to lie my ass off to you all the time, so...

[Which Pratt knows, because they were never very good lies. But now that there's no law to get him, it's a lot easier to own up to it!]