[Okay maybe this isn't a hallucination. Or at least not one of those intentional Bliss ones because if it was this would be the point where Jacob would storm in and very calmly shoot Pratt at point blank range somewhere in the abdomen where it would hurt like he was dying but not actually be fatal.
Which would be an exceptionally dick move right now when Pratt is likely to just leak recently eaten peas and carrots all over the floor.]
It could always be worse. But that's not bad. Not bad at all.
[Granted he and Sharky aren't exactly friends, what with the public indecency, arson, and inebriation that Pratt had to keep arresting him for. But right now Sharky's positive attitude is exactly what he needs. Anyone else probably would have been murdered already.
Well maybe not Grace. Who would have shot him first. But anyone else.]
I don't even know what to do with myself if I can do whatever I want. Don't even know who I am anymore. Though I guess it doesn't matter much here.
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Thank fuck for that.
[Okay maybe this isn't a hallucination. Or at least not one of those intentional Bliss ones because if it was this would be the point where Jacob would storm in and very calmly shoot Pratt at point blank range somewhere in the abdomen where it would hurt like he was dying but not actually be fatal.
Which would be an exceptionally dick move right now when Pratt is likely to just leak recently eaten peas and carrots all over the floor.]
It could always be worse. But that's not bad. Not bad at all.
[Granted he and Sharky aren't exactly friends, what with the public indecency, arson, and inebriation that Pratt had to keep arresting him for. But right now Sharky's positive attitude is exactly what he needs. Anyone else probably would have been murdered already.
Well maybe not Grace. Who would have shot him first. But anyone else.]
I don't even know what to do with myself if I can do whatever I want. Don't even know who I am anymore. Though I guess it doesn't matter much here.
[That's both freeing and absolutely terrifying.]