Hey, I'm the definition of swag! [Says the kid who used to think fashion was blending flannel, camo, and tye-dye together, for some godforsaken reason. Still, he wrinkles his nose at the idea of being caught in this crap.]

Ugh. It's way too touristy for me. I don't wanna look like a rich white yacht owner. I wanna look like I'm killing the rich white yacht owner when anarchy finally reigns.