[Okay, awesome. Focused, reacting rationally to stimuli, all that shit. Sharky's gonna take this as the blessing it obviously is.]

Food first, hell yeah. There's a buffet and nobody's gonna stop you from just double-fisting the crab legs. [Because plates are for people who aren't experiencing serious emotional and psychological trauma. He's gonna gently sort of, usher the way.] Now, lemme preface this by saying I know it sounds fucking insane, but... We are stuck on a magic, haunted cruise ship, and uh, everything is free, and... all the crew are ghosts. [...Okay, he's going to give that a moment before he mentions the whole "there's a captain who sometimes forces people into surprise murder games" thing. That... he feels like might be too much, too fast.]