[You know those videos of puppy mill dogs experiencing grass for the first time? That's Pratt with the sun, he actually holds has hand out into it like sunbeams are some sort of tangible thing he can interact with.]
Okay, yeah. That's probably.. yeah. Boat first. Fifteen years of Joseph fucking Seed being right later.
[Okay. He can do this. He is out here and on the deck and the minute Beetlejuice approaches him with the lei he is ready to beat him to death with a shovel. Along with all the rest of the passengers once he gets riled up.
Ebalon's grandiose speech goes right over him because he's expecting this to turn into a trial. Everything will go red and distorted at any moment.
Any second now.
It's gonna happen.
Or instead Pratt will stand there holding a stupid smiling shovel and looking like an insane homeless man stole clothing from a cop.]
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Okay, yeah. That's probably.. yeah. Boat first. Fifteen years of Joseph fucking Seed being right later.
[Okay. He can do this. He is out here and on the deck and the minute Beetlejuice approaches him with the lei he is ready to beat him to death with a shovel. Along with all the rest of the passengers once he gets riled up.
Ebalon's grandiose speech goes right over him because he's expecting this to turn into a trial. Everything will go red and distorted at any moment.
Any second now.
It's gonna happen.
Or instead Pratt will stand there holding a stupid smiling shovel and looking like an insane homeless man stole clothing from a cop.]