[THERE'S A LOT OF INFORMATION! And as far as Sharky's concerned, like, that is what happened. What, is he supposed to tell Pratt that Joseph Seed survived? Is he supposed to explain the fucking magic apple tree? He doesn't even know where to begin with this bullshit!
...There's also a huge chance he's gonna get smacked with a shovel if he talks about Joseph right now, so, uhhhhh.]
Okay, first of all, ouch! [Did he actually take being called the worst hallucination personally? ...No, of course not!] Man, Pratt, think about it, if you were gonna hallucinate, why the fuck would it be me? Before shit went down, the last time we talked was issuing me a fuckin' noise complaint, or something! And I sure as shit didn't have Eli's beard when that happened!
[HUFF] Anyways yeah, there's coffee, and food, too. And I told you, time is fuckin' buck-wild out here. Some people are like, from the future, and other people are from the past, and it's basically like, the worst fucking headache trying to keep it straight. That's why you gotta do the muster drill, I think...
[He's realizing that there is like, just. So much information to impart now and he has no idea how to do it without... freaking Pratt out. Because let's face it, the guy looks like one wrong word away from losing it. Pratt is the guy Rich and him had been worrying about. Someone who would lose it and murder everyone... Oh, boy.]
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...There's also a huge chance he's gonna get smacked with a shovel if he talks about Joseph right now, so, uhhhhh.]
Okay, first of all, ouch! [Did he actually take being called the worst hallucination personally? ...No, of course not!] Man, Pratt, think about it, if you were gonna hallucinate, why the fuck would it be me? Before shit went down, the last time we talked was issuing me a fuckin' noise complaint, or something! And I sure as shit didn't have Eli's beard when that happened!
[HUFF] Anyways yeah, there's coffee, and food, too. And I told you, time is fuckin' buck-wild out here. Some people are like, from the future, and other people are from the past, and it's basically like, the worst fucking headache trying to keep it straight. That's why you gotta do the muster drill, I think...
[He's realizing that there is like, just. So much information to impart now and he has no idea how to do it without... freaking Pratt out. Because let's face it, the guy looks like one wrong word away from losing it. Pratt is the guy Rich and him had been worrying about. Someone who would lose it and murder everyone... Oh, boy.]