Lucius peers at him from over his wine glass and clucks his tongue.

"Oh, don't take it to heart," he tells him in as genial a voice as he can manage. "It's very...flashy and fancy here, but really it's just more of the same.

"And hey! You can learn a wealth of new information about muscles, skeletons, organs, and the like. We have a few doctors scattered about who would probably love to discuss professional serious things."

Creepy things.

"I've been enjoying the new technological amenities, myself. Did you know there are machines that do all your washing? And drying? In an hour or so?"