"Ooo! I know this one! Sliced bread was invented in 1928," Steven proclaims proudly. "I was curious one day about where the term 'best thing since sliced bread' came from and went down this six-hour youtube rabbit hole. Did you know, the sale of sliced bread was banned during the Second World War? Also you know how you keep clicking on the next thing and the next thing and two hours later I also learnt how to change a flat tyre and--" Steven blinks a couple of times at the blank look on the other man's face, and then he clears his throat and turns his attention back to the selection of different breads.

"Um... we don't-- eat medieval trenchers anymore... the ingredients that go in that are really expensive today. And it's honestly... I mean. No offence. But if you leave that slice you're holding to go stale for a few days, it'd be more like what you're talking about."