[Johnny hates being the one to share this news, but.]

A few weeks ago, there was a sign-up for a shore expedition. Camping, Friday said. Three days on an island. Everyone who went found out there was a battle royale instead. Go hunt and kill the other passengers. Only one survives.

Those who died woke up in their cabins the next day. Those who didn't sign up for the trip? We got to watch. Every TV in the place was showing the highlights from the island.