"Deck One has Bric a Brac, which has branded polos, t-shirts, PJs, undershirts, underwear and undergarments, swimsuits, dresses, annnnd unfortunately more Hawaiian shirts. Pretty slim picking."

He's looking amused, though. "But everyone's in the same boat, so to speak. My waistcoats were 'gifts' that I've slowly amassed. I'm going for vacation steampunk lite with them now to amuse myself."