A woeful bell chime emits from inside the box. It's hard, being the only one who understands these kinds of things. Where's her Doctor? Still. She attempts to translate as best she can, at least getting across the most important points.

{ #statement;
  response(😢);

  readings(dimensional disturbances)
  >> 1 = -31% : note(x, "length");
  >> 2 = -62% : note(y, "width");
  >> 3 = -90% : note(z, "height");
  >> 4 = -5% : note(Τ, "time", "thought");
  >> 5 = -100% : note(∞, "spacetime vortex");
  >> 6 = +12% : note(Λ, "order");
  >> 7 = -12% : note(η, "entropy");
  >> 8 = -97% : note(ΘΣ, "[translation impossible]");
  >> 9 = -13% : note(μ, "equilibrium");
  >> 10 = +97% : note(δ, "imagination");
  >> 11 = +82% : note(Ω, "possibility");

  assessment.situation
  >> msg.reading = "multiple space disturbances detected";
  >> msg.reading = "multiple time disturbances detected";
  >> msg.reading = "strong dimensional disturbance";
  >> msg.status = "spacetime vortex inaccessible";
  >> msg.status = "normal traversal obstructed";
  >> msg.warning = "situation unstable";
  >> msg.warning = "ΘΣ at critical low";
  >> msg.theory = "no longer in N-space" : probability = 79%;
  >> msg.theory = "currently in pocket universe" : probability = 63%;
  }

A brief moment passes, then she adds.

{ #statement; msg.observation = "it hurts" }