"We'll swap notes," Erin agrees. "And now I'm gonna leave you to turn into a cat-bug hybrid in peace. Keep well, and uh...if you see a large monster made of clothing, don't fight it, just run. Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long-Dick Johnson. And he had a long fuckin' dick."

Fun fact: Erin does not know the source of this reference, her friend(?) Forum Troll said it near her once and it just came back out. She gathers up her cup and cheesecake, and goes to leave.