"Maybe not the first," she concedes, before rubbing her chin thoughtfully. "Probably under the bed. Or on the ceiling -- you know how few people look up when they walk into a room? Perfect place to stash all the stuff you don't want 'em to see. Ooh, or -- "

She leans in, grinning just a bit too wide.

"You ever hear the story about the hotel room with a weird smell?"