"Wait wait wait- you're from New York, right? Okay- you have to tell me if sewer crocodiles are real. A friend of mine was, like, a total Ameriboo and he kept telling me they were real, but I also don't trust that he wasn't just fucking with me."

They've heard New York is weird, but it can't be that weird.

"But no, totally. Bahamanuel isn't really a conversationalist, but I'm sure he'll appreciate the introduction."