"Depending on who you ask, they might argue with you about that," and that's not just their enemies, either.

"But I know, it's so hard, and yet I make it look so easy," a sigh.

"Don't let me keep you if you want to poke around the ship, though, ehn? Pretty much everywhere is free game. But if you go into the kitchen, keep it neat. Oh- and don't go too deep into the Tommy Bahama, there's a massive lump of clothing that eats people in there. His name is Bahamanuel and he's a Bahamanal. Or- I mean, I guess I keep calling him 'he', but he has, like, babies? Bahamaulettes? I don't know. I'm usually too busy trying not to get eaten to ask his pronouns, so."