"The kitchen is my favorite, but we're saving that for last or you won't get to see the rest of the ship." He laughs at his own joke. But, seriously, they should both know it's true.
"Ooh, I know. I can show you the Infinite Tommy Bahama. It's a clothing store that goes on forever. Like, seriously, I'm not sure if anyone's found the back. Maybe not even Siffleur and he lives in there. Oh, right, I should warn you about that. Siffleur is a werecougar. Sometimes he likes to hunt people in the store but only if they actually sign up for it. So, you don't have to worry too much. There is the Bahamanal, though. That's kind of dangerous. It's, like, basically a monster made out of clothes? I don't know. It's really weird."
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"Ooh, I know. I can show you the Infinite Tommy Bahama. It's a clothing store that goes on forever. Like, seriously, I'm not sure if anyone's found the back. Maybe not even Siffleur and he lives in there. Oh, right, I should warn you about that. Siffleur is a werecougar. Sometimes he likes to hunt people in the store but only if they actually sign up for it. So, you don't have to worry too much. There is the Bahamanal, though. That's kind of dangerous. It's, like, basically a monster made out of clothes? I don't know. It's really weird."