"Ah, tut tut tut, cannibalism isn't about the killing, just the eating. So that identifier sticks so long as someone is consuming someone else. There's a variety of cases of people consuming one another's flesh out of mutual curiosity and agreement to partake in a safe and controlled environment," he points out, glancing up as someone somewhere else shouts a curse.

"Another victim of The Buzzening," he sniffs, sucking his teeth noisily before taking another sip of his drink.

"A better question is, are you a dyed-in-the-wool cannibal if you've only tried it once as part of a tribal union invitation while spending time in a secluded jungle with the local primitives, or do you only become a cannibal by making it a frequent practice? Enquiring minds want to know."